The Beatles were an English rock band, formed in Liverpool in 1960, that comprised John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr. They hate each other.[1] The Beatles came up with their name when beetles were crawling all over them, and they were drumming to the beat, and they thought, "beat, beetles, there's something there." They get inspired by letting beetles crawl all over them, including into their mouth and in their insides, which is where the deep inspiration lives.[2]
Following the death of The Snack-Keeper, with a lack of a consistent possession entity to end each episode with an outro, Diet Coke's body was occasionally possessed by one member of the Beatles, who simply referred to himself as "a Beatle." He explained the reasoning for this during his first appearance on the podcast: "At a certain point, the likable Beatles came to an arrangement with the unlikeable Beatles where we both agreed to just always call ourselves 'a Beatle' so they'll have to treat us like one of the likable ones."[3]
While possessing Diet Coke's body for the first time, a Beatle said, "I feel like I've been called here for some cosmic purpose, but I can't quite figure it out... It's deep inside. I don't know why something is urging me to say this," followed by The Snack-Keeper's typical show outro: "Goodbye, ghostse and ghouliese (except they both have extra e's at the end because they're British spelled) ... The House of Snax is closed yet again. I'll snack you later." However, in later appearances, he was unsure of what to say at the end of the episode, with his final words in the House being, "I know that I can't leave here until I end the show. Um, fuck off. I wanna go home to Liverpool."[2]
Like most of the times when Diet Coke is possessed by an entity, she had no memory of what happened during this possession.[1] Following a Beatle's appearances on the podcast, Lilith cast a spell to protect the house from Beatles and summon other musicians.[4] She also carved a pentagram on the floor, a protective sigil against all Beatles.[5] Despite this, Diet Coke occasionally pronounces words in a similar matter to a Beatle: "Sometimes spare words get through me that feel like they came from somewhere else. I think a Beatle might always be part of me somewhere, unfortunately. It sucks, but it's my curse."[6]
In Episode #140, Diet Coke ranked the Beatles from most evil to least evil: John Lennon, George Harrison, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr.