Audience Participation

This is a list of times that Diet Coke or Lilith have requested for their listeners to do things.

• Many of the on-podcast Wiki mentions include requests for listeners to do specific things.
• If you're listening to the podcast and hear too many mouth noises or not enough mouth noises, let @houseofsnax know on Twitter.
• Diet Coke said, "I'm gonna eat this booger, because it looks pretty good to me. Nobody take this out of context." Lilith then said, "Clip that and make it your text tone, your ring tone, whatever you wanna do."
• When looking at a bag of pumpkin spice Milano cookies, Diet Coke and Lilith disagreed about whether the cookie in picture on the back had a layer of vanilla cream in the middle or if the white was just a shine on the chocolate. Diet Coke then requested for listeners who see this bag at a store to give their opinions by tweeting @houseofsnax, "#jacknicholsonisoneofourfinestactorsandthatswhyiloveTheShining" if you believe it is a shine or "#nothankyouidonotenjoykinkysexipreferitvanilla" if you believe it is vanilla cream. (In the description of the episode, the second hashtag was incorrectly transcribed as "#nothankyouidonotpreferkinkysexandthatswhyiprefervanilla")
• Don't let your kids listen to Diet Coke and Lilith's House of Snax.
• "You can send a cruise missile to either one of our houses. If you're interested in that, we'll send you our addresses."
• During Episode #25, Lilith revealed that she has a bag that she calls "The House of Snax bag" in her room. Diet Coke noted that it isn't called "the sour hole," and Lilith responded, "Not everything in it is sour." Diet Coke then said, "I was gonna make a really dirty, disgusting joke. Vote. If people say they wanna hear the gross joke, I'll say it on the next episode... Call KLondike 5-SNAK and listen to the message. Hit 1 if you want me to tell the filthy joke, hit 2 if you don't, and hit 3 if you want me to quit the podcast." KLondike 5 is an archaic way of saying "555" dating before the common use of direct dial phones, when the first two characters in a phone number were letters, usually the first two letters of the area you were trying to reach. Diet Coke got into the habit of saying this because on Seinfeld, Jerry would often give his number as either "KLondike 5" or "KL5." The number she's actually directing listeners towards is 555-SNAK.
• "If somebody managed to find a Share a Coke with Lilith or Lili, I'd be very happy about that. I'm sure they make those. If somebody out there is hearing me say that and thinking, 'oh I'm gonna go all like parasocial podcaster stalker mode, and I'm gonna send Lili some Cokes that say Lili on them,' usually I would be like 'no don't do that,' but if you figure out how to do that, yeah."
• "If you ever are at somewhere with a Coca-Cola freestyle, treat yourself to a Mello Yello with lime." -Diet Coke
• "Hey, if you like and subscribe, if you engage with the show, if you review us on iTunes, if you tell your friends, fuck you." -Diet Coke
• "I'm gonna go the other way and say if you do any of those things, you're welcome to steal money out of my pockets." -Lilith
• During Episode #46, Diet Coke said, "Everybody say, 'Happy Birthday, Christmas' ... and if you didn't do it at home, stop listening to the podcast. You're banned." Lilith added, "or go to the Patreon and pledge at ten dollars or more."
• DIET COKE: I constantly think of torturing myself by watching all of [the Minions movies] in one day... I want people to tweet at us and tell us if they think the Minions eat a banana, but you're only allowed to do it if you've never seen any of the movies or if you don't remember the ones you've seen at all. I don't want any experienced answers. I wanna get the gauge of non Minions viewers who think they eat the bananas versus the ones who think they just talk about bananas." LILITH: Can you just tweet at the House of Snax account, "Emily, you are loved, and you don't need to hurt yourself with movies," please? DIET COKE: Tweet that, and then hashtag it #yestheyeatthebanans or #noidontthinktheyeatthebananas.
• LILITH: "If you want me to send any of those bonus episodes that you didn't get a chance to listen to and you cancelled your Patreon, just hit me up. I'll send them to you for free, because you used to back us. But if you're out there, and you're not one of those people, and you want more from the House of Snax, hey, it's patreon.com/houseofsnax. DIET COKE: "If you back us for one month, you're a friend for life at the House of Snax I think, unless you betray our trust and become horrible... I don't want to, like, the Jeffrey Dahmer 2 backs us for a month before he does anything bad and then suddenly we've made a promise that he's a friend for life after he has become a prominent serial killer."
• LILITH: "If you're out there, and you're looking for new glasses, go into a random Warby Parker and start shouting the name 'Diet Coke and Lilith's House of Snax' over and over until they give you free glasses. It will work. We have a deal with them. This episode is sponsored by Warby Parker... It may take ten to fifteen minutes of sustained shouting of the name of the podcast." DIET COKE: "And if you didn't get the glasses, it can only be because you didn't sustain it well enough, because there was too long a gap, because the volume wasn't consistent enough. There's a minimum decibel level, and if you're not at that level at all times, the deal is off." LILITH: "Now you can slow down for a little bit if someone asks you, 'That's an interesting thing. Can you explain what that is?' and you give a momentary pitch about it like, 'Hey, it's a really cool podcast where these two insane trans women review snacks, and there's like demons and shit in it,' and then you have to go back to shouting 'Diet Coke and Lilith's House of Snax! Diet Coke and Lilith's House of Snax! Diet Coke and Lilith's House of Snax!' over and over again until you get free glasses. That's the deal we have. Thank you for honoring it. Big shout-out to the folks at Warby Parker."
• LILITH: "It's not that we didn't do our prayer last week; we asked Tony to cut it because the episode was going long. That's what happened. If anybody else tells you otherwise, yell 'Diet Coke and Lilith's House of Snax' in their face until they give you free glasses."
• DIET COKE: "We know that you and me and Snack-Keeper III survived. That sounded like a song, 'You and Me and Snack-Keeper III.'" LILITH: "Hey, if somebody wants to write a song for us. That'd be weird."
• LILITH: "If you are in the Portland area and you're not going to kill me with a knife, maybe just hit me up and I'll let you know where to get good gummy bears at a good price."
• LILITH: "If any of you have any questions for us that we could answer, we'll also do that on the Patreon episode. Send us messages... DCLHouseOfSnax@gmail.com, right?"
• The House of Snax Challenge - In Episode #107, Diet Coke and Lilith devised a social media challenge that listeners can perform in order to become Snack-Keepers. It required its own page on the Wiki to explain all of the instructions.
• While reviewing Bomb Pops, Diet Coke launched a House of Snax ARG for people who are in the line for TSA. There is a real-world element to the ARG, and all you have to do is play the podcast episode loudly over a speaker starting 22 minutes into the episode, and then you have your little adventure.
• DIET COKE: "Answer us on a postcard... Did Shrek brush his teeth with bug shit? That's all we wanna know."
• DIET COKE: "It's the spooky season, so I'm trying to be festive. I'm saying 'boo' instead of 'be.' And hold me to that. For every recording we do in October, if I'm going to say the word 'be,' I'll say 'boo' instead."
• LILITH: "If you're out there, and you're thinking, 'I wanna be friends with my favorite podcaster,' you've got that whole parasocial relationship thing going on, if you wanna close the gap, do a backflip." DIET COKE: "Get good enough at pogo stick to do a backflip, and then move to - depending on which host you want to be friends with, because this will work on both of us - move to either Long Beach or Portland, your choice. We can make it happen."
• LILITH: "If you find yourself morbidly curious about [Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Gummies], here's what I want you to do: Look up the price of how much this snack is, and multiply it by five or ten, and then find a reputable relief organization for the people of Gaza or the people of the West Bank and donate that money there, and then forget you ever even thought of this snack." DIET COKE: "That is the official recommendation of the House of Snax." LILITH: "If you send us a receipt for that, and I need to know you looked up the cost of this and the math and that is exactly how much you donated - again, you multiply it by like five or ten, possibly even more, and send us that - and what are we gonna do to these people?" DIET COKE: "We'll give them access to the Patreon. I think that's a fair trade. We can just toss our that RSS feed. Don't go sharing it around, but you can have it if you do that."
• LILITH: "We're still only doing one snack per episode. If you have a problem with that one, patreon.com/houseofsnax; you can give us money so we can afford more snacks. The alternate option is that you can go and fuck yourself."
• LILITH: "If you are listening to this episode (#130) and we have not sold you on the idea of watching American Movie, allow me to offer you a little bit more motivation. If you don't go out and watch American Movie right now, I will kill you." DIET COKE: "Yeah, and then I'll kill you as well. Lili will kill you, and then I'll come behind, and I'll kill you a second time."