For the 2022 Halloween season, Diet Coke hired Count Dracula on Fiverr[1] to record snack descriptions for Diet Coke & Lilith's House of Snax. She engineered for him while he recorded.[2] The recordings appeared in Episodes #64-#67.
Count Dracula's assistant booked him for the snack description recordings because his castle needed renovations, and the House of Snax was the only offer they got.[3] Dracula became increasingly angry throughout the eight snack description recordings, adding several off-script insults and complaints, culminating in a long rant during the snack description for Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins:
"These peasants want me to explain what chocolate and peanut butter are? It's chocolate and peanut butter together. It’s not even in the shape of a fucking pumpkin. This is beneath me. Fuck the castle. I would sooner see it sink into the muck than continue reading this copy. I would rather the current Van Halsey heir come here, blast shit all over the walls, and then make me lick it up in exchange for a fair price for the real estate, because I know she at least respects me as an adversary. Even that would be better than recording even another second of copy for these podcasters. Bleh."
During Episode #69, Diet Coke reflected upon her booking of Dracula:
"I sent him five little shot glasses of blood in the mail... for the whole thing. I think that's maybe why he was so mad. I kinda had thought [it seemed like an exploitative setup], but I was like, well, it says on Fiverr, and it is Dracula. I also kinda thought, you know, vampires tend to be rich, Dracula's got a castle, and maybe this is just kinda something he's doing more for fun. It didn't seem like he needed the money, but I guess he did need the money. I'm not gonna say that I'm sorry to Dracula because he is like an evil guy, but if I had done what I did to Dracula to a worker, I would be sorry."
Dracula was also a presenter during the 113th Snack Academy Awards.