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A battlefield upon which two best friends/cretins hash out their opinions about cheap food.

Podcast Lore Summary:

SEASON 1: Episodes #1-#52
The House of Snax is a literal, real place.
There is a race of demons called Snack-Keepers who live in an alternate dimension called the Snack Dimension.
A disease called Pixy Dust Lung is endemic to this dimension.
Only 10% of Snack-Keepers born with natural immunity to the disease can survive being in the Snack Dimension.
A particular Snack-Keeper named The Snack-Keeper used to close out the show, but then they died, and they vomited an egg.
SEASON 2: Episodes #52-#100
The podcast hired a new resident editor, Tony Cutz.
The Snack-Keeper's egg hatched into a perfect genetic clone, except for the fact that the clone was not immune to Pixy Dust Lung, so they were condemned to live in the human dimension.
The clone's name was Snack-Keeper Jr aka SJK aka Skeej.
Diet Coke began making pre-recorded snack descriptions for each episode, and she started getting possessed by a new entity that took over her body only to record these descriptions.
In one episode, Lilith had to take a very long piss, so she created a robot named Lilith 2.0 to host in her steed, and when that robot turned evil, Diet Coke SEEMINGLY killed it.
Lilith 2.0 came back and killed the House of Snax adversary Steven Smellsalot, showing that the robot is seemingly acting in their favor.
When Snack-Keeper Jr attempted to visit the Snack Dimension to celebrate the holiday Sex Goo Orgy Day, they immediately died of Pixy Dust Lung and produced another perfect genetic clone named who is immune to Pixy Dust Lung.
This new clone is named Snack-Keeper III and now lives in the basement House of Snax basement and is able to freely visit the Snack Dimension.
SEASON 3: Episodes #101-present
The Snack Taker was born.
Daddy began imposing rules upon the podcast hosts.

Navigation[]

Characters:
Podcast Members: Diet Coke - Lilith - Snack-Keeper III - Tony Cutz - Christmas Valentine - THEE BATLORD - The Snack-Taker
Possession Entities: The Snack-Keeper - Snack Description Entity - The Fun Sucker - Annie Lennox - a Beatle
Antagonists: The Villain of Walgreens - Lilith 2.0 - Steven Smellsalot - Count Dracula - Daddy
Other: Skeej (Snack-Keeper Jr.) - The Toddler Who Manages a Target - Alamo Drafthouse Piss Sluts - Monster Cereal Mascots - The Mounting Doer

Locations & Events: [The House of Snax] - [The Snack Dimension] - [The Snack Academy Awards] - [Hell] - [Space Bug Invasion]

Food & Objects: [Chup] - [Snack Dimension Sex Goo] - ["Skate Tape"] - [Gummi Martians] - [The Broken Leaves Beneath Our Feet]

Lists & Charts: [Official Snack Ratings] - [Future Business Plans] - [On Podcast Wiki Mentions] - [Audience Participation] - [The House of Snax Challenge]

News (August 4, 2024)[]

New look! The Wiki is finally up to date again, with lore from Episodes #53 through #142.

Pages that have been updated considerably since the last major Wiki update:

New pages:

News (July 24, 2022)[]

The Wiki is now up to date as of the end of Season 1 (Episode #52). Significant changes include:

Added highly anticipated "Alamo Drafthouse Piss Sluts" page
Added "THEE BATLORD" page
Categorized all of the Characters into one of three categories in the navigation menu: Podcast Hosts, Villains, or Other
Added miscellaneous information from Episodes #42 through #52 to the "On Podcast Wiki Mentions," "Audience Participation," and "Future Business Plans" pages
Updated most pages to reflect Snack-Keeper's passing
Added miscellaneous new information to the "Diet Coke" and "Lilith" pages
Reorganized "The Snack-Keeper" page and added miscellaneous new information
Added sections about the Snack-Keeper's Twitter takeover and death to their page
Updated "The Fun Sucker" page with canon from Twitter, Episode #43, and the Skate Tape
Changed the Wiki logo to the Season 2 podcast icon and changed some fonts
Updated "The Snack Dimension" page with new information about Demons, the U.S. Senate, Holy Fondant Anointing, Bullman Sex Shows, Sex Goo Tourism, and some other things
Organized the Snack Dimension "Culture" section into three different categories: Religious Traditions, Entertainment, and Earth Media
Updated "Official Snack Ratings" chart and added some amendments and comments on past snacks from Episode #52

News (July 12, 2022)[]

As of now, the full Wiki still only contains lore from episodes #1 through #41. I have complete notes from episodes #42 through #51 and intend on fully updating the Wiki with them when I have time, hopefully within the next couple weeks. That being said, the newest episode contained something that I felt was important enough to add to the Wiki immediately. Although other pages are not yet updated, there is now a page containing a full transcript of The Snack Keeper's Skate Tape.

News (May 8, 2022)[]

Until this month, the Wiki only had information from the first 26 episodes. It is now up to date as of Episode #41.

Changes that have been made since February:

Added “The Fun Sucker” page (Character)
Added "Space Bug Invasion" page (Event)
Updated the Snack Ratings Chart with ratings from episodes #27 through #41
Made “wouldn’t” ratings on the Snack Ratings Chart red to make the chart easier to read
Added “Highly Controversial Snack Opinions” (Dr. Pepper, Apples) section to Diet Coke page
Added various Snack Keeper and Snack Dimension lore from episodes #27 through #41
Added "Anatomy" section to the Snack Keeper page
Added "Possession of Lilith" and "Possible Upcoming Death" as parts of the Snack Keeper's history
Added some geographical information from Episodes #34 and #36 to the House of Snax location page
Organized points on the Future Business Plans page into two categories
Added information about synthetic sex goo rivers to the sex goo page
Added "Taco Bell" section to Lilith page
Added paragraph about Bubble Up to "Crime" section of Lilith page
Added some miscellaneous snack opinions and quotes to Diet Coke and Lilith pages
Updated Aliases and Occupations in some character infoboxes
Several additions made to Future Business Plans, On Podcast Wiki Mentions, and Audience Participation
Added some text to the bottom of the Home page
Lilith forgot to rate Sprite.

News (February 8, 2022)[]

This Wiki is currently missing information from episodes after #26. I have written notes about the following episodes, and the Wiki will be updated again soon.

Changes that have been made to the Wiki in January 2022:

Updated the Official Snack Ratings chart
Added an explanation for the “Other” column in the Snack Ratings chart
Added Quotes section to the Lilith page
Added “Bag Noise Coke” as an alias of Diet Coke
Minor miscellaneous information added to the Snack Keeper page
Several snack opinions added to Diet Coke page
Some minor other facts added to Diet Coke page
Added Audience Participation page
Several snack opinions added to Lilith page
Added citations on “here we go”
Added like 10 things to the Future Business Plans list
Removed “work in progress” from Diet Coke and Lilith pages
Numbered the snacks in the ratings chart
Updated multiple pages to include new information about the goo
Added “Relationships” section on the Snack Keeper page

info[]

While this Wiki is written almost entirely by one person, I welcome anyone who wants to add information or edit stuff, especially if you see a mistake. I recommend creating an account on the website so your username is connected to your edits instead of your IP address. To the podcast hosts: feel free to edit or remove anything you’re uncomfortable with having on a written record or dislike for any reason.

Message @MushyMustard on Twitter for questions or concerns.