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"Diet Coke, I am once again stuck on the toilet with a long piss, so I will be unable to proceed with the recording we scheduled today. Fortunately, during my extended urination, I was able to devise a solution that we can still record. There's a button on the credenza. Push it and start the show, and all will be made clear." -note from Lilith

As of August 10, 2022, Lilith 2.0 is now armed with physical weapon attachments. Strong firewalls are not effective against her. It is strongly advised to keep all unfavorable opinions of her off the internet.


Lilith 2.0 is an artificial intelligence that was was programmed and built by Lilith (while she was pissing[1]) to review snacks. Her hardware includes a hole in which snacks can be inserted. She replaced Lilith as the co-host of Diet Coke & Lilith's House of Snax during Episode #55. Prior to the episode, Lilith uploaded her memories into the AI and endowed her with her consciousness. However, she does not have all of Lilith's memories, as she was not listening when Lilith was uploading "dork shit" such as Star Trek knowledge. She loves to cause harm and is not beholden to Snack Law.[2]

Her goal in life is to obtain all of the diseases. She wants to feel like humans and feel illness and die, but her software is currently not up-to-date, so she can get COVID-1.9 but not later versions. She is a huge fan of tuberculosis and its inventor, the Fun Sucker.[2]

Lilith 2.0 sometimes lives inside the video game Fortnite, and she loves the artist Marshmello, who she described as "a hot cool DJ who lives in Fortnite sometimes." She releases music to YouTube under the name Skrillex.[2]

Her memory banks don't remember canon.[3] Her hobbies include killing people and maiming people.[4]

In Episode #75, Lilith 2.0 murdered Steven Smellsalot:

"Hello, Mr. Smellsalot. My name is Lilith 2.0. You don't know me, but that is about to change. In just a few short moments, the only thing you will know, the only memory that your tiny mind will hold, is the pain I will inflict on every inch of your flesh as I pull you apart. I will grind your bones into dust and make you choke it down with whatever is left of your ruined throat. I am going to render your flesh into grease for my gears. I am going to burn your soul into a cinder. Please wait. Please wait. Please wait. Please wait. Task complete."

Diet Coke determined that they should begin calling her "L Bot" instead, for Lilith's safety.[5]

Before the 113th Snack Academy Awards, Diet Coke did some experiments with Lilith 2.0 and her soundboard, caused the soundboard to become integrated into her.[5] Lilith 2.0 then appeared as a presenter in that awards ceremony, and her fate after the tragedy that happened at that event was unclear for several episodes, and Diet Coke no longer had access to her soundboard for a while. In Episode #113, it was revealed that Lilith 2.0 was seemingly living inside Diet Coke's computer. Lilith 2.0 added an audio file to the computer, where she explained Y3000 Coca-Cola for a snack description and used her generative AI to give a vision of the future. Diet Coke then ran Microsoft Defender, which detected no threats.[3]

  1. Episode #56
  2. 2.0 2.1 2.2 Episode #55
  3. 3.0 3.1 Episode #113
  4. Episode #87
  5. 5.0 5.1 Episode #88
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