Official Snack Ratings

During most episodes of Diet Coke & Lilith's House of Snax, Diet Coke and Lilith review and rate snacks. The rating system was developed by Diet Coke and consists of two questions: "Would I buy this again?" and "Would I eat this again?".

Diet Coke and Lilith sometimes have inconsistent definitions of what qualifies for their official ratings, such as if buying a snack for another person or buying only zero sugar variants of a soda would constitute as a "would buy." Diet Coke generally believes that if she would eat something if it were offered to her at a party, it is a "would eat," and she said, "'Wouldn't buy' is 'is this a good snack?' 'Wouldn't eat' means 'this is a bad snack.'"

After reviewing this chart in Episodes #26 and #44, Diet Coke and Lilith confirmed that the Wiki's presumed ratings are canon for snacks that did not previously receive an official rating.

	Diet Coke	Lilith	Others	Notes
1A Whataburger Jalapeño Ranch	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
1B Pepsi Blue	wouldn't buy, would drink	would buy, wouldn't drink		Diet Coke wouldn't buy it because it's too good, and she told herself that she wouldn't. Lilith would buy if they brought back the old bottle design.
2A Cheddar Sour Cream & Onion Cheez-It Snap'd	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat
2B Mountain Dew Baja Flash	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink		Lilith would drink it if it's the only source of caffeine in the house, which it was for several weeks because she bought a 12-pack.
3A Smartfood Caramel & Cheddar Mix Popcorn	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		Your hands will shrink when you eat this. Be warned.
3B Coca-Cola with Coffee	would buy, would drink	wouldn't buy, would drink		This rating and the ones before it were declared retroactively, after the rating system was finalized during Episode #4.
4A Lay's Limón Flavored Potato Chips	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat		This and all Frito-Lay snack ratings were updated to a "wouldn't buy" for the duration of the 2021 Frito-Lay strike.
4B Stouffer's Lasagna	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	would buy, would eat		Diet Coke's rating was changed from "would eat" after one week because her stomach made Lovecraftian noises for five hours after eating it.
5A Kraft Macaroni & Cheese (Paw Patrol Shapes)	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat
5B Oreo Java Chip Flavor	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat	Lilith's mom: wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	Lilith's mom likes them but refuses to let one near her because they're too indulgent. This was a word of mouth review; she wasn't posed the official questions.
6A Spicy Honey Mustard Combos	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		Diet Coke said, "It's a rare scenario where I would buy these again, but I wouldn't not buy them again. Figure out how to put that in the wiki, you nerds."
6B Snickers Peanut Brownie Squares	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat
7A Kit Kat Duos: Mocha + Chocolate	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
7B Haribo Sour Bites	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat		Lilith did not specify her ratings during the episode but said "right, right" while Diet Coke gave hers.
8A Trolli Sour Crunchy Crawlers	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		This snack has a place in the House of Snax Hall of Fame.
8B Sunkist Berry Lemonade	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink		Might be an okay cocktail mixer. Lilith said, "If I was going to use something to gaslight somebody into thinking they had diabetes, this is what I would go for, but I wouldn't do that." Diet Coke and Lilith elaborated on their ratings during Episode #52: "At gunpoint, I wouldn't buy it." "Neither God nor money could get me to buy this fucking snack."
9A Buffalo Blue Cheese Combos	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	would buy, would eat		Lilith did not specify her ratings but said she would likely buy this snack while on a road trip.
9B Cookie Pop Popcorn: Oreo	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat		Lilith's score changed from a "would buy" during the episode after thinking about it more. It's a flawed B snack with the potential to be an A+.
10A Trader Joe's Baked Cheese Crunchies	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
10B Trader Joe's Chocolate Hazelnut Cookies	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
11A Nice! Yogurt-Covered Pretzels	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
11B Trolli Sour Gummi CreationsTM Martian MixTM	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
12A Strawberry Yogurt Simply Chex Mix	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat		After saying she wouldn't buy again, Diet Coke said she was not sure if she'd even eat again but did not give an official rating. Lilith did not specify if she would buy again during this episode. In Episode #52, Lilith made an amendment and changed her official rating from "would eat" to "wouldn't eat." These ratings are now canon as they have been approved by Diet Coke and Lilith.
12B Choco Mint Pocky Sticks	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
13A Fruity Pebbles Candy Bar	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
13B Parmesan Goldfish Crackers	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	Scottye: wouldn't buy, would eat	Lilith said she would finish the bag she has but not more. Scottye wouldn't buy, but only because it's their comfort food so they need someone else to buy it for them.
14A Herr's Deep Dish Pizza Cheese Curls	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		This is the only snack that the Snack Keeper tasted on the podcast so far. It was so good that they had a change of heart and transformed into the Snack Giver.
14B Skittles Gummies	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat		Diet Coke called it a solid B- snack.
15A Aki's Chup	N/A	N/A	Aki: N/A	Not processed food
15B Diet Coke Sauce	N/A	N/A	Aki: N/A	Not processed food
16A Haribo Sour Streamers	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
16B Trolli Berry Lemonade Crunchy Crawlers	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat		They liked it but would rather have the originals, just as a preference. Diet Coke said, "This is a ‘would buy’ again if I was a different person, which is not as damning as it sounds."
17A Pumpkin Spice Milano Cookies	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
17B Mountain Dew Voo Dew 2021	wouldn't buy, would drink	wouldn't buy, would drink		Diet Coke said, "I tend to stay away from full sugar sodas, and I don't know if I can drink a whole bottle of this... drinking a Mountain Dew like this is a young person's game."
18A Cheetos Bag of Bones	wouldn't buy, would eat	would buy, would eat	Ben Platt: N/A	Diet Coke might buy them for Casey, who liked them since she was a kid, but she won't buy them again for herself because cinnamon toast is easier to make and more satisfying.
18B Twix Cookies & Cream Bar	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	Ben Platt: N/A	Diet Coke bought the full size in the past and remembers not liking it. Lilith bought the full size for this episode and had the same problems that Diet Coke described.
18C Twix Cookies & Cream Minis	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat	Benn Platt: N/A	Lilith wants to try the minis. Diet Coke described as a "perfect execution of the candy bar you see on the packaging." The full size has too much chocolate and not enough cream.
19A Haribo Sour Vampire Bats	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		This is a seasonal snack that they'll probably want only once or twice per year.
19B Candy Corn	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		They love candy corn but agreed they could go for it twice a year. Lilith said, "It's not that I love candy corn or my father any less for only wanting to see it one time a year."
20A Chex Cookies & Cream Muddy Buddies	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat		Lilith didn't give an official rating specifying if she'd buy again, but she said that the corn flavor is a little too much and that these aren't as good as homemade ones.
20B Trolli Fruit Punch Sour Brite Crawlers	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
21A Toast'em Pop Ups	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
21B Sour Jacks Mouth-Puckering Candy	wouldn't buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
22A Crayola Fruit Snacks by Bebeto	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat		They're a hard "wouldn't buy" for both. Diet Coke said, "They're not bad at all, just a little tough."
22B Trolli Sour Brite Tropical Llamas	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		Lilith's bag doesn't say "tropical" on it, but they're the exact same thing. During Episode #52, Lilith remarked, "I don't know why I said I'd buy these. They weren't that good."
23A Nuts.com Quattro Sour Power Belts	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		This is Diet Coke's favorite sour candy.
23B Gingerbread Snap'd Mountain Dew	would buy, would drink	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink		Diet Coke wouldn't buy this full sugar version, but the intent to buy is there. She likes it because it fulfils her impossible childhood dream of eating shaving cream.
24A Ferrero Rocher	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
24B Martinelli's Gold Medal Sparkling Cider	would buy, would drink	would buy, would drink
25A Haribo Twin Snakes	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat
25B Sunkist Strawberry Lemonade Soda	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat
25C Waterloo Grape Sparkling Water	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink	N/A		Bonus Rating. Diet Coke's palate cleanser between snacks for this episode. Diet Coke's rating for this snack was originally "would buy, would drink," but it was changed during Episode #52: "I was really high on that first can I was sipping in that episode. I turned on it as the 8 pack progressed... There are better seltzers out there."
26A Kit Kat Duos: Mint + Dark Chocolate	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
26B Hershey's Cookies 'N' Cream Kisses	wouldn't buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
27A Chili Cheese Fritos	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat		HOS Basics #1. (The Basics series is meant to register a baseline pulse that the rest of the podcast can be read from, registering how the they feel about the Canon of American snacks.) During Episode #52, Lilith said, "I actually think I might've bought these again because I was making a Frito pie thing, so I guess I lied."
27B Dr. Pepper	would buy, would drink	would buy, would drink		HOS Basics #1
27C Dr. Pepper Zero Sugar	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink	N/A		Bonus Rating. Not consumed during the episode. It's trash because it doesn't have the egg taste.
28A Lay's Sour Cream & Onion Potato Chips	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		HOS Basics #2. Caveat: Lilith would buy these for a party, but not for her own home.
28B Lemon-Lime Gatorade	would buy, would drink	would buy, would drink		HOS Basics #2. Diet Coke calls it the perfect drink.
28C Hammond's Chicken & Waffles Chocolate	N/A	wouldn't buy, would eat		Bonus Snack. Only Lilith ate it. A rating was given in Episode #44. "It costs six dollars... I would eat it again. I would never buy it with my own human money that costs me money."
29A Nacho Cheese Doritos	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat		HOS Basics #3
29B Cool Ranch Doritos	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat		HOS Basics #3
30A Coca-Cola	wouldn't buy, would drink	wouldn't buy, would drink		HOS Basics #4 During Episode #52, both Diet Coke and Lilith revealed that they had in fact bought this snack again since reviewing it, although they did not change their official ratings.
30B Diet Coke	would buy, would drink	would buy, would drink		HOS Basics #4
30C Mexican Coke	would buy, would drink	would buy, would eat		Bonus Rating. Not consumed during the episode. Better than normal Coca-Cola because it doesn't have high fructose corn syrup. Lilith's rating for this snack was given during Episode #52. She did in fact say "would eat" instead of "would drink."
31A Cheetos	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		HOS Basics #5
31B Pepsi	would buy, would drink	wouldn't buy, would drink		HOS Basics #5. Diet Coke no longer buys full sugar sodas, so her rating is for Pepsi Zero.
31C Snactiv Snack Technology	wouldn't buy, would use	wouldn't buy, would use
32A Funyuns	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		HOS Basics #6
32B Mountain Dew	would buy, would drink	would buy, would drink		HOS Basics #6 Both Diet Coke and Lilith ranked this as their 2nd favorite Dew during Episode #100.
33A Cheez-It Crackers	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		HOS Basics #7
33B Sprite	would buy, would drink	would buy, would drink		HOS Basics #7. Lilith forgot to rate Sprite but later gave her rating on Twitter.
34A Oreos	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat	Allegra Frank: would buy, would eat	HOS Basics #8
34B Golden Oreos	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		HOS Basics #8
34C Birthday Cake Oreos	wouldn't buy, would eat	N/A	Allegra Frank: wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	Bonus Rating. Not consumed during the episode.
35A Mother's Circus Animal Cookies	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		HOS Basics #9
35B Yoo-hoo	would buy, would drink	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink		HOS Basics #9 As of Episode #52, Lilith still has nine boxes in the trunk of her car.
36A Trolli Sour Brite Crawlers	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		HOS Basics #10
36B Honeycrisp apples	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		HOS Basics #10. An official rating was not given during this episode, but after realizing their mistake, they rated the apples during Episode #44.
37A Wheat Thins	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		HOS Basics #11
37B Slim Jims	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat		HOS Basics #11. There are better options, and these are too pricy.
37C Sweet and Spicy Chipotle Wheat Thins	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	N/A		Bonus (Tentative) Rating. Not consumed, but they sound horrible. Lilith agreed.
38A Trolli Evil Twins	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
38B Vanilla Dunkaroos	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
38C Chocolate Dunkaroos	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	N/A		Bonus Rating. Not consumed during the episode.
39A Cinnamon Toast Crunch Popcorn	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
39B Mountain Dew Spark	would buy, would drink	would buy, would drink		Diet Coke is drinking the zero sugar variant. In Episode #52, she revealed that it has since entered her regular soda rotation.
40A Lay's French Onion Dip	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		Both believe it would make a great chup base.
40B Arizona Green Tea with Ginseng & Honey	would buy, would drink	would buy, would drink
41 Taco Bell Special	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat		Diet Coke's order: Soft Taco (no lettuce), Beefy 5 Layer Burrito (easy sour cream), Nacho Fries, Baja Blast Zero Sugar. Lilith's order: Bean Burrito, Beefy 5 Layer Burrito (easy sour cream, added potatoes), Steak Quesarito, Sierra Mist. Lilith said, "I'm probably going to be trying Taco Bell closer to where I move next, but for right now, this is a wouldn't buy wouldn't eat." In Episode #47, Diet Coke officially condemned all positive statements that she made about Taco Bell during the Taco Bell Special as non-canon, except for her official rating. In Episode $52, Lilith confirmed that she may give Taco Bell another chance eventually, as she was told that the location near her new home is good, but she is still not yet emotionally ready.
42A Cinnamon Sugar Pretzel Pop-Tarts	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat, would not finish, fuck you	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat		Diet Coke answered the unspoken third question of the rating system and issued a rare "would not finish" and then issued an official "fuck you" to them.
42B Nitro Pepsi Draft Cola	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink
43A Coca-Cola Starlight	would buy, would drink	wouldn't buy, would drink
43B Starburst	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
44A Hershey's Symphony Blue	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
44B Mountain Dew Flamin' Hot	would buy, would drink	wouldn't buy, would drink		As of Episode #52, this snack is still untouched in Lilith's fridge. "That shit gave me a headache." Diet Coke loved this snack and said that it scratched an impossible part of her brain.
45A Haribo The Smurfs	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
45B Chocorooms	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
46A Birthday Cake Cookie Dough Bites	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat		Diet Coke wouldn't buy only because she prefers other flavors. Lilith said that she likely won't finish her bag but might feed them to feral neighborhood clowns.
46B Chewy Spree	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
47A Doritos Flamin' Hot Cool Ranch	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat		Lilith did not register an official rating but made her opinion very clear and did not finish the bag.
47B Mountain Dew Purple Thunder	would buy, would drink	would buy, would drink		Neither Diet Coke nor Lilith registered official ratings for this drink during the episode. Diet Coke called it a top 5 Mountain Dew flavor.
48A Frosted Blueberry Pop-Tart Bites	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		Lilith added that she will not buy these again until she tries the other Pop-Tart Bites flavors to determine if this one is her favorite.
48B Sunny D	would buy, would drink	wouldn't buy, would drink		Diet Coke originally stated that she wouldn't buy this snack again, but in Episode #52, she revealed that since recording the review, she has become a huge Sunny D fan: "I might buy Sunny D again. I liked it straight up, I liked it as a mixer, and I liked it as part of a marinade... Sunny D rocks."
49A Haribo Sour S'ghetti	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat		Lilith did not give an official rating but seemed to agree with everything Diet Coke said about the snack.
49B Candy Pop Popcorn Sour Patch Kids	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat		"This feels like a sin. I'm not a religious person, but this feels like something that should not be... We are begging you, don't buy this." -Diet Coke "Not even as a joke should you eat these." -Lilith
50A Cheddar Blast Pirate's Booty	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
50B Crunchy Cookie M&M's	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		Lilith wants to try to make cookies using these as the chocolate chips.
51A Frosted Wild Berry Pop-Tarts	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		The frosting looks like someone was eating Papa Smurf's ass, and he came on these Pop-Tarts. They're great.
51B Hershey's White with Whole Almonds	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat
51C Bigelow Green Tea, cold brewed	would buy, would drink	N/A		Bonus Rating. Lilith has not had this snack.
52 Super Burrito (Restaurant in Austin, Texas)	N/A	would buy, would eat		Bonus Rating. No snack was eaten during Episode #52.
53A Jelly Belly Draft Beer Jelly Beans	wouldn't buy, would* eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat
53B Duff A L'Orange	wouldn't buy, would drink	wouldn't buy, would drink
53C air	wouldn't buy, would drink	N/A		Bonus Rating.
54A Dragon Ball Z Spirit Bomb Energy Drink	wouldn't buy, would drink	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink	Robbie: wouldn't buy, would drink	Robbie gave the rating "3/5" via text along with some explanation, which Lilith classified as a "wouldn't buy, would drink."
54B Caplico Mini ice cream cones	would buy, would drink	would buy, would drink		"I can't say anything is the best snack we've ever had off the top of our head, but I will say I think this is the most technologically impressive snack." -Diet Coke
55A Herr's Buffalo Blue Cheese Curls	would buy, would eat	N/A	Lilith 2.0: would buy, would eat	Lilith was not present for this episode because she was taking a very long piss in the bathroom nearby. Lilith 2.0 added an additional rating, "would mulch humans into simulacra of them if I can figure out how to do that."
55B Marshmello's Coca-Cola	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink	N/A	Lilith 2.0: would buy, would drink	Lilith was not present for this episode because she was taking a very long piss in the bathroom nearby. Lilith 2.0 specified, "because I want to support Marshmello, and I like Cheetos but different."
56A Mike & Ike Mega Mix	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
56B Mike & Ike Mega Mix Sour	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		Diet Coke said, "These might replace Red Vine as my go-to at a movie theater."
57A Pretzel M&M's	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat		Despite her official rating, Lilith said she would probably eat if they were offered at a party. "It's a perfectly fine snack."
57B Fudge Brownie M&M's	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
58A Hello Panda	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
58B Haribo Happy Cola	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		Diet Coke said it is probably her favorite non-sour gummy.
59A Smoothes Skittles	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
59B Arizona Fruit Snacks	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
60A Coca-Cola Dreamworld	would buy, would drink	would buy, would drink
60B Kit Kat Strawberry	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
61A Strawberry Toaster Strudels	wouldn't buy, would eat, would dream about buying	would buy, would eat		Diet Coke wouldn't buy for practical reasons (too expensive) but would stare wistfully at a window and think about them.
61B Strawberry Pop-Tarts	wouldn't buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
62A Babybel cheese	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
62B Welch's Island Fruits Fruit Snacks	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
63A Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tart	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
63B Fresca Grapefruit Citrus	wouldn't buy, would drink	wouldn't buy, would drink
63C combination of both snacks as a meal	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat		Inspired by The Sporanos. Freak shit, real pervert shit
64A Frute Brute	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
64B Mountain Dew Baja Gold	would buy, would drink	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink		Diet Coke's rating is a soft "would buy again" and a firm "would drink again"
65A Franken Berry	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
65B Star Crunch	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
66A Skor Chocolate Toffee Bar	wouldn't buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
66B Count Chocula	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
67A Boo Berry	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		Diet Coke and Lilith ranked the monster cereals from best to worst: 1. Count Chocula 2. Boo Berry 3. Frute Brute 4. Franken Berry
67B Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat		A rare Wiki editor note from Mushy Mustard: Diet Coke and Lilith are wrong about these. They are in fact significantly better than the regular peanut butter cups.
68A Mountain Dew Voo Dew 2022	wouldn't buy, would drink	wouldn't buy, would drink		Lilith didn't specify a rating but seemed to be in agreement with what Diet Coke said. It's the best of the Voo Dews so far because of the sour element.
68B Pumpkin Spice Cheerios	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat		Lilith said that if she could find more of it, she would probably buy it again. The back of her box contained the cursed game The Broken Leaves Beneath our Feet.
69A Nice! Cajun Snack Mix	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
69B Nice! French Burnt Peanuts	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
70A Nice! Chili Lime Snack Mix	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat
70B Nerds Gummy Clusters	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
71A The McRib	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
71B McDonald's Sprite	wouldn't buy, would drink	would buy, would drink		Diet Coke only would not buy because it's not zero sugar. Lilith forgot to give a rating, but they both seemed to love this snack.
72A Hormel Chili with Beans	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat		Lilith's rating was a "would buy, would eat" under duress from Steven Smellsalot. She later said "I don't even wanna eat the rest of this."
72B Werther's Original Hard Caramels	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
72C Spam	would buy, would eat	N/A		Bonus Rating. Given because Steven Smellsalot was unhappy with the "wouldn't buy" Hormel Chili rating. Lilith hadn't had Spam in a few years so she couldn't rate it.
73A Red Grapes	wouldn't buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		Diet Coke initially gave a "would buy" but changed her rating after remembering that grapes are expensive as far as fruits go.
73B Crunch Bars	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	wouldn't buy, would eat		Diet Coke would not eat because she'd prefer Buncha Crunch every time, but she did enjoy the snack.
74A Peanut Butter M&M's	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat
74B Salted Caramel Twix	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat		"It feels like they made regular Twix worse." "They made us realize that regular Twix could be a little better."
74C Pocas Taro Flavor Canned Bubble Tea	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink	N/A		Bonus Rating. Diet Coke didn't give an official rating but said "The boba balls were so vile and ruined the tea... If you're skeptical about canned boba, follow that instinct."
75A Peppermint Hot Chocolate Candy Pop	wouldn't buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
75B Sprite Winter Spiced Cranberry	would buy, would drink	would buy, would drink
76A Iced Gingerbread Cookie Pop Popcorn	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat		Lilith said, "I'll eat the rest of it because it's a rough time... Just because I'm gonna eat the rest of the bag of a snack shouldn't qualify it for would eat again."
76B Mountain Dew Fruit Quake	would buy, would drink	wouldn't buy, would drink
77A Chester's Flamin' Hot Fries	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
77B Trolli Sour Bursting Crawlers	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
78A Cocoa Puffs Popcorn	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
78B Caramel M&M's	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat
79A Quaker Chocolate Chip Chewy Granola Bars	would buy, wouldn't eat	would buy, would eat		"It's good for a hundred calories at a store, but if someone offered it to me, I probably wouldn't go for it. I recognize and honor its place as a necessity snack, but that's what it is for me." -Diet Coke
79B Frank's Red Hot Original	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		For science, Diet Coke also tried the hot sauce on the granola bar: "It's not the worst thing I've ever had... I can't get over how not bad that was. It was pretty alright."
80A Flamin' Hot Funyuns	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
80B Starry	would buy, would drink	would buy, would drink
81A Pitch Black (2000 film)	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
81B WWE Mountain Dew Pitch Black Match	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat		"Fuck you, Peacock." -Lilith
81C Mountain Dew Pitch Black	would buy, would drink	would buy, would drink		Both Diet Coke and Lilith ranked this as their 3rd favorite Dew during Episode #100.
82A Pandora Flakes	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
82B Club Crackers	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
83A Ore-Ida Tater Tots	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
83B Heinz Ketchup	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat		Diet Coke's rating is a soft "would buy."
84A Great Value Fudge Brownie Cereal	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat		Lilith said, "If it came back, I might buy it, but I'm not clamoring for it.
84B California Navel Oranges from Walmart	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat
85A 2% Milk	would buy, would drink	N/A		Lilith was pissing for the entirety of Episode #85 and could not review any snacks.
85B Pilk	wouldn't buy, would eat	N/A		"Technically a 'would buy' because I buy milk and Pepsi frequently... It's really not that bad. I'm sorry to everyone that I have disappointed with my pervert ways." -Diet Coke
86A Pepsi x Peeps	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink	N/A		Lilith was pissing for the entirety of Episode #85 and could not review any snacks.
86B Pepsi x Peeps x Milk	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink	N/A
87 The Snack Academy Awards	N/A	N/A		No snack was eaten during Episode #87
88A Frosted Boston Creme Donut Pop-Tarts	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat		Lilith's is a soft "would eat." Diet Coke's is the epitome of "would eat."
88B Coca-Cola Move	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat
89A Eggo Frosted Maple Flavor Pop-Tarts	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat		Not horrible. The only Pop-Tart Diet Coke has ever had that she likes more untoasted than toasted.
89B Albanese Sour Gummy Bears	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		Lilith's favorite sour candy outside of the Sour Crunchy Crawlers (Rest In Peace)
90A Ball Park Beef Franks	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
90B Miller High Life	would buy, would drink	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink		Diet Coke would only buy when it's the cheaper option and only drink if it has been in her fridge and baseball's on.
91A Snyder's Honey Mustard & Onion Pretzels	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
91B Plain Raw Kraft Singles	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	would buy, wouldn't eat		"I think we have a House of Snax first, which is that I did have to turn away to gag." -Diet Coke
92A Shasta Mountain Rush	wouldn't buy, would drink	wouldn't buy, would drink		It's a soft "would buy" for both. They wouldn't seek it out but would buy it as the only thing available, but there are better Mountain Dew knockoffs.
92B Caramel Cold Brew M&M's	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
93A Orville Redenbacher Kettle Corn	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
93B Signature Select Diet Cola Soda	would buy, would drink	would buy, would drink
94A Trolli Sour Duo Candy Crawlers	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		Diet Coke's rating is verging on a "would not buy" because of the gimmick fraud. The duos thing is bullshit. The texture is the same.
94B Oreo Toffee Crunch Flavor	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
95A Baken-Ets Hot 'N Spicy Fried Pork Skins	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
95B Hot Mustard Doritos	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	wouldn't buy, would eat		"That's the weirdest taste I've ever put in my mouth... It felt like it created space inside my mouth with how big and fucking weird that flavor was." -Diet Coke "They are funny. They're like the Joker in that they're a funny clown but also I'm scared of them. The flavor's so big, fill your mouth up, mouth feel like balloon." -Diet Coke "I recognize that there is something interesting and dare I say even pleasurable about the flavor, but it's amplified to such an insane degree that I can't go toe to toe with it." -Diet Coke "This feel like the next step in chip evolution, not necessarily in a positive way, but it's a new dimension of flavor." -Diet Coke
96A Snyder's Hot Buffalo Wing Pretzels	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
96B Shasta Grape	would buy, would drink	would buy, would drink
97A Grimace Birthday Shake	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
97B Premium Saltine Crackers	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
98A Utz Cheese Balls	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	wouldn't buy, would eat		Diet Coke's review was originally "would buy, would eat" but was amended in Episode #99 because of how stale some bags are.
98B Shasta Kiwi Strawberry	wouldn't buy, would drink	wouldn't buy, would drink
99A Coca-Cola Ultimate	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink		They both were drinking the zero sugar version.
99B Mother's Circus Animal Cookies	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat		They already reviewed this snack in Episode #35. "I understand that I enter into a fucked up toxic relationship with them when I eat them, but I don't care. I love it so much." -Diet Coke
100A Mountain Dew Hard Livewire	would buy, would eat	would buy, would drink		Lilith's favoite Dew.
100B Mountain Dew Code Red	would buy, would drink	would buy, would drink		Diet Coke's favorite Dew. Lilith's 4th favorite Dew. Lilith didn't give an official rating because she didn't drink it during the episode, but it is implied by her ranking.
100C Mountain Dew Summer Freeze	wouldn't buy, would drink	N/A		"I mean this as a compliment: It tastes like you melted a bomb pop into a Mountain Dew. But it's a summer variant, and there's not a zero sugar." -Diet Coke
100D Mountain Dew Voltage	N/A	would buy, would drink		Lilith's 5th favorite Dew.
100E Mountain Dew Baja Caribbean Splash	would buy, would eat	N/A
100F Mountain Dew Baja Blast	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would't drink		Diet Coke's 5th favorite Dew. Lilith's rating is because it's sweeter and not as tart as regular Mountain Dew.
100G Mountain Dew Zero Sugar with added lime	would buy, would eat	N/A
100H Mello Yello Limeade	would buy, would drink	N/A		"It's my go-to Coca-Cola Freestyle drink." -Diet Coke
101A Oreo Cakesters	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat	Kenny Omega: N/A	"These really impressed me... In the category of snacks like this, they're gonna be on the higher end of the spectrum... but you can't buy every sweet you like." -Diet Coke
101B Keebler Fudge Stripes Minis	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	Kenny Omega: N/A
102A Trader Joe's Joe's O's	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat		Cheerios knockoff
102B Trader Joe's Joe-Joe's	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat		Oreos knockoff
103A Dark Chocolate Oreos	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat		Diet Coke's rating was a "would buy" at first but downgraded it to a "wouldn't buy" after Lilith explained her reasoning. They aren't dark chocolate.
103B Olipop Cherry Cola	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink	N/A		Bonus Rating.
104 Toblerone	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
105 Pillsbury Orange Rolls with Orange Icing	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
106 Nestle Toll House Cookies	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
107A Diet Coke (the person)	N/A	wouldn't buy, would eat*		*wouldn't buy Diet Coke a nice lunch, would eat a nice lunch with her Lilith's rating was changed from "would buy" to "wouldn't buy" after Diet Coke told listeners not to tag Nick Offerman in videos of the House of Snax Challenge.
107B Lilith	would buy, would eat*	N/A		*would buy Lilith a nice lunch, would eat that nice lunch with her
108 Sabritas Fiesta Mix	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat		"The unofficial third row is 'am I happy that my best friend enjoyed it?' ... I'm very happy that my best friend enjoyed it." -Lilith "I'm happy to respect that my best friend did not enjoy it." -Diet Coke
109 Shasta Orange	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
110 Beaver Sweet Hot Mustard	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		This is Diet Coke's favorite mustard.
111 The Bomb Pop	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat		"Bomb Pops are not good popsicles... They fucking taste like wood. The whole thing tastes like that bad wood." -Lilith (Episode #112) "The worst ice cream is better than the best popsicle." -Diet Coke (Episode #112)
112 What the Fanta 2023 Zero Sugar	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat
113 Coca-Cola Y3000	wouldn't buy, would drink	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat		Lilith said it tastes like "drinking Coke Zero out of a clown's asshole"
114 Carmella Creeper	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
115 Pop Secret Popcorn	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
116A Pfeffernusse	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
116B Voo Dew 2023	N/A	N/A		Bonus Rating. Diet Coke wasn't able to find it, so this was a solo Lilith review. She seemingly forgot to give it an official rating.
117 Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Gummies	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat		"Don't eat them, not even as a dare... but not as bad as we feared. It doesn't taste like cheese. I kind of thought maybe it would taste like cheese." -Lilith If you're morbidly curious about the snack, instead look up its price and multiply it by 5 or 10 and donate that amount to a reputable relief organization for the people of Gaza or West Bank.
118 Tootsie Rolls	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat
119 Sargento Sweet Balanced Breaks*	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat	Andrew Linde: would buy, would eat	*Monterey Jack cheese, cranberries, dark chocolate chunks, and banana chips
120 Hershey's Kisses Mint Truffle	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
121 Panera Charged Lemonade	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat
122A Haribo Berries	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
122B Timothée Chalamet's Trader Joe's Snack	N/A	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat		Bonus Rating. Only Lilith ate it.
123 La Costeña Sliced Pickled Jalapeños	wouldn't buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		The specific product reviewed in the episode is technically a "wouldn't buy" from Lilith because she never buys it in cans, but the jarred product is the exact same food. Diet Coke prefers the ones that are sliced into smaller slices instead of these sliced whole peppers.
124 Hershey's Hugs	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat
125A Wheat Chex	wouldn't buy, would eat	would buy, would eat	Sky: N/A
125B cum	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat	Sky: N/A	Bonus Rating. Not consumed during the episode (except possibly by Sky while in the basement with Snack-Keeper III).
126 Hi-Chew Grape	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat		If in the future Lilith no longer lives near a Honey Spicy, where she currently gets Hi-Chew for free, she will probably buy a jar of them to eat when she orders Korean takeout.
127 Super Pretzel	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
128 Ruffles Flamin' Hot Cheddar & Sour Cream	would buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat		This is Diet Coke's favorite chip. Lilith said it is good for a potato chip.
129 Squirt Ruby Red Citrus Berry	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat		Diet Coke downgraded her rating from a "would drink" to a "wouldn't drink" during the episode because it's a full sugar soda.
130 Alpine Sprite (The Uncle Bill)	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink	wouldn't buy, would drink		"Tastes like mouthwash... I don't recommend drinking it, but I would drink it in [Uncle Bill's] memory... Go out and watch American Movie." -Lilith
131A Loaded Cinnamon Toast Crunch	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat		"They're not as cummy as I wanted." -Diet Coke
131B getting a femboy pregnant	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		Bonus Rating. Neither host gave an official rating, but Lilith played her official "would buy" and "would eat" soundboard sounds, and Diet Coke seemed to agree.
132 Juni	N/A	N/A	Juni: N/A	They didn't buy a snack for this episode.
133 Trolli Sour Electric Crawlers	wouldn't buy, would eat	wouldn't buy, would eat		"Here's the thing about any Trolli product: It has to beat the Sour Bright Crawlers. They set such a high bar for themselves." -Lilith
134 Coca-Cola Spiced	would buy, would drink	wouldn't buy, would drink		"I'm drinking a lot less soda recently" seems to be the only reason for Lilith's "wouldn't buy" as she really enjoyed it.
135 Quaker Instant Oatmeal, Fat Pony Mode*	would buy, wouldn't eat	would buy, would eat		*The flavor was Maple & Brown Sugar. Fat Pony Mode is when you eat the oatmeal and sugar completely uncooked. "This is Hell. I am in Hell right now... That was the worst shit that has ever happened to me. I hated that. I hated that so much. It was so unpleasant." -Diet Coke
136A Carne asada taco from a Portland tacoria	N/A	would buy, would eat	Kathleen Hyslop: N/A
136B Old El Paso Extra Mild Taco Kit	N/A	N/A	Kathleen Hyslop: wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat
136C Chorizo taco from a Portland tacoria	N/A	would buy, would eat	Kathleen Hyslop: N/A
136D a wish taco*	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	N/A	Kathleen Hyslop: N/A	*the experience of not eating a taco while listening to your friend talk about it
Itoruxian piss with a twist of Stuach blood	N/A	N/A	SKIII: would buy, would drink	Snack-Keeper III unnumbered solo episode
Tropical Gushers	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		unnumbered episode
138 Mountain Dew Baja Laguna Lemonade	wouldn't buy, would drink	wouldn't buy, would drink
139A Pepsi Nama	would buy, would drink	N/A		This episode is the new Loosey Goosey episode format where they review separate snacks.
139B Virgil's Handcrafted Black Cherry Soda*	N/A	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink		*specifically the soda after it has gone flat because someone else drank half of it
139C Sour Smog Balls	N/A	would buy, would eat
140 Sprite Chill	wouldn't buy, would drink	wouldn't buy, would finish		"The mustard Doritos tasted so bizarre that it felt like is the empty space in our mouths was expanding... This feels kind of like that but just on a slower timeline." -Diet Coke "I'm gonna finish the thing, but then I'm probably never gonna have it again. It's important to know when that's not the case." -Lilith
141 Super Sour Scandinavian Swimmers	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat
142A The Big Cheez-It Crunchwrap Supreme	N/A	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat		"It's one of the shittest things I've ever had from Taco Bell." -Lilith
142B The Big Cheez-It Tostada	wouldn't buy, wouldn't eat	N/A		"I think some executive should be fired over it, frankly." -Diet Coke "The Mexican Pizza is better, and I don't like the Mexican Pizza. -Diet Coke
142C Cyanide Pills	N/A	would buy, would eat		Bonus Rating. Not consumed during the episode.
143 Big Turk	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		Clove was a guest but didn't give an official rating. Based on the discussion, it would likely be a "would buy, would eat."
144 Little Caesars Crazy Puffs	would buy, would eat	would buy, would eat		Pepperoni variant
145 Oreo Coca-Cola Zero Sugar	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink	wouldn't buy, wouldn't drink		Diet Coke said it tastes like you threw some dirty pennies in an empty glass and then poured vanilla Coke into it.
Frosted Raspberry Pop-Tarts	wouldn't buy, would eat	would buy, would eat