Diet Coke & Lilith's House of Snax Wiki
Diet Coke & Lilith's House of Snax Wiki
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This is a list of times the Diet Coke & Lilith's House of Snax Wiki has been mentioned on Diet Coke & Lilith's House of Snax. All mentions until Episode #26 were before the Wiki was created or before Diet Coke and Lilith were aware of its existence. This list may not be exhaustive.

  • Episode #3, 14:55 - While discussing possible snack rating systems, Lilith said, "We are going to have to retroactively rate everything." Diet Coke responded, "That's correct, yes, I agree with that. For when they eventually make the Diet Coke & Lilith's House of Snax Wiki."
  • Episode #4, 35:30 - After rating all the snacks from the previous episodes with the new rating system, Diet Coke said, "Yes, we're gonna re-rate every snack we've done at the end of every episode." Lilith responded, "So be sure to keep that House of Snax Wiki updated, because we will be checking, but we will not be contributing."
  • Episode #6, 23:05 - While rating Spicy Honey Mustard Combos, Diet Coke said, "It's a rare scenario where I would buy these again, but I wouldn't not buy them again. figure out how to put that in the Wiki, you nerds." Lilith responded, "It's your rating system, you bitch! Why are you treating those nerds like that?"
  • Episode #6, 25:15 - Diet Coke said, "So here's a quick little mini review for you, for the Wiki: Snickers regular, wouldn't buy again, wouldn't eat again. They're bad candy."
  • Episode #8 - Diet Coke and Lilith discussed how Sunkist Berry Lemonade smells like pee but is sticky. LILITH: "If I was going to use something to gaslight somebody into thinking they had diabetes, this is what I would go for, but I wouldn't do that... If you do not out a third column on the Wiki that checks that box off, I will be mad." DIET COKE: "Don't do that... This is a real time to pick your sides, because if you do do that, I will be mad... One of us is gonna be mad at you, and really the ball's in your court as to who." LILITH: "The editor of the House of Snax Wiki that doesn't exist yet... that person doesn't exist yet, and we're now threatening them. So we're now threatening the person who would take up that mantle, so we're fucked." DIET COKE: "We're making sure that it's not gonna happen."
  • Episode #11 - While discussing Trolli Sour Gummi Creations Martian Mix, Diet Coke said, "My watermelon kinda got overwhelmed in my first guy whose name I forgot already. Sorry, whoever you were... The Wikipedia will have all of this, all the names."
  • Episode #26, 3:14 - Diet Coke and Lilith discovered the Wiki and discussed it for five minutes. "You will find a meticulously curated wiki for the House of Snax. We've been making references to it this whole time, but now it actually exists. It feels improbable... There's a lot of very good information on here."
  • Episode #26, 26:00 - "Anyway, that's business for off the podcast, and the off-podcast business does have its own category on the Wiki."
  • Episode #26, 29:20 - The Snack Keeper said, "December 25th is the day that we landed on the moon where the sex goo is, and if you don't know what we're talking about, maybe you're a new listener, I might direct you to the House of Snax Wiki."
  • Episode #27, 15:20 - LILITH: "Let me register my rating. I'm very self-conscious about that, because the Wiki has caught how infrequently-" DIET COKE: "Oh yeah, you do your rating, and then I gotta correct something that's on the Wiki as well." LILITH: "I've actually gone in and edited stuff on the Wiki." DIET COKE: "I know that, but I should put it this way: I think the Wiki is correctly recording what is said on the podcast, so I have to correct the incorrect thing that was said on the podcast before I can amend the Wiki."
  • Episode #27, 16:20 - DIET COKE: “The thing that I have to correct that is in the Wiki is: the Wiki states that I have never been to Texas, while in truth I have been to the Dallas Fort Worth Airport on a layover. I have technically been to Texas; I just haven't left the airport… So that is a fair addition to the Wiki, but I must say, I have been to the Dallas Fort Worth Airport."
  • Episode #34 - SNACK KEEPER: "Bitch, why don't you just go and look at the House of Snax Wiki if that's what you're going to do?" LILITH: "I tell ya folks, it's a good read." SNACK KEEPER: "Go through all the hits, talk about sex goo-" LILITH: "Yeah, all the sex goo, all of the, yeah, just the really really weird lore that this snack review podcast has built up."
  • Episode #37, 27:50 - SNACK KEEPER: "Its okay, you know, you're not up to date on all the latest lore." LILITH: "I haven't fucking been reading the Wiki."
  • Episode #41, 5:00 - Diet Coke said to Lilith, "I do think we should take this opportunity to get on record, to put it in the House of Snax Wiki, you got married in a Taco Bell before Dan Ryckert did."
  • Episode #44, 9:10 - "In the House of Snax Wiki, which is excellent reading for anyone, houseofsnax.fandom.com, it does specify that our Too Sweet is done in tribute to Scott Hall."
  • Episode #44, 26:55 - DIET COKE: "And I would buy and would eat again honeycrisp apples, which neither of us rated apparently when we did that one, according to the House of Snax Wiki." LILITH: "That's the one page that I forgot to check, and I'm sure that one we just get roasted on thoroughly because we are bad at this... Wow, yeah, there's a lot of N/A's in my column." DIET COKE: "You're looking at the official snack ratings right now."
  • Episode #44, 29:20 - LILITH: "Okay I'm looking at a few of these N/A's. Let's go back and relitigate a few things. There's a few that are things that I didn't have access to because." DIET COKE: "Yeah and they mention that in the notes usually." LILITH: "Hammond's chicken and waffles chocolate bonus snack, it costs six dollars per bar yeah I would eat it again I would never buy it with my own human money that costs me money. Birthday cake Oreos, again I was not responsible to that, didn't have access. A lot of these are bonus ones that I just don't have. Yeah okay, the only ones were the honeycrisp apples where we just, an official ratings was not given but they both only said positive things about the apple." DIET COKE: "Some assumptions have been made and I'll say they're correct assumptions." LILITH: "I would say they are also correct assumptions. If I'm in the mood for an apple, I'm buying a honeycrisp apple."
  • Episode #44, 30:33 - LILITH: "Okay, so I do wanna point out a thing that I have just seen on the House of Snax Wiki, and this is because of my recent browsing history, we've got some cool advertisements showing up on the House of Snax Wiki."
  • Episode #52 - DIET COKE: "Well I'm just at houseofsnax.fandom.com/wiki/Official_Snack_Ratings so anybody who wants to follow along at home can go there, thanks to the diligent work of one Mushy Mustard." LILITH: It's up to date as of the Taco Bell Special... As of the release of this episode it's like really close to being up to date, and that is by no means criticism... This is very fucking cool that we have this resource." Diet Coke and Lilith continued referencing the Wiki throughout the episode, which mostly involved them responding to their ratings on the Official Snack Ratings page.
  • Episode #53, 16:06 - DIET COKE: "They’re a 'wouldn’t buy, would eat' but with an asterisk on the word 'would.' The asterisk doesn’t lead to anything; it’s just to make you think." LILITH: "Yeah, okay. So for those of you updating the Wikipedia, put that asterisk in there. Don’t put any footnotes."
  • Episode #68, 22:58 - LILITH: "Mushy Mustard, don't worry about adding this one to the Wiki. I'll just put this one on the Wiki. I got your back."
  • Episode #68, 31:57 - LILITH: "I didn't actually read all the rules aloud, but I was probably gonna put them on the Wiki when the episode's published... They're definitely gonna be published on the Wiki, sorry. Gotta get that content out to the people."
  • Episode #72, 8:50 - LILITH: "It's a would buy, would drink, by the way. It's great stuff. It's Mountain Dew Pitch Black." STEVEN SMELLSALOT: "That is not an official House of Snax rating. Do not put that on the Wiki."
  • Episode #88, 38:10 - After coming up with the idea of getting a law passed that requires cashiers to ask customers what they are purchasing food for, Lilith said, "Whenever we get the Wikipedia updated, the House of Snax Wiki, this is Future Business Plans."
  • Episode #96, 23:35 - LILITH: "If the Patreon reaches 40 dollars per month, which was the goal, we will do David Armalite Rifle White, and then if it ever reaches 10,000 dollars a month, we will review cat food. That's still in our hearts." DIET COKE: "That's true. That's still on the books, and it's on the Wiki. If we try to turn around and act like it didn't happen, y'all have receipts."
  • Episode #114 - After Diet Coke and Snack-Keeper pitched the idea of an adults only Target that sells Snack-Keeper O's with horny stories on the back of the box, Lilith said, "That's a great business plan. Add that to the Future Business Plans page on the Snack-Keeper Wiki. The horny Snack-Keeper cereal, Snack-Keeper O's with a horny story about the Snack-Keeper on the back of it."
  • Episode #122 - After discussing the House of Snax Trans Trans American Convenience Store Road Trip and the House of Snax Español Tour, Lilith said, "Now that we've gotten the House of Snax business out of the way, be sure to update that page of the Wiki for Future Business Plans."
  • Episode #143, 7:30 - LILITH: "If you're ever curious about what we thought of X, Y, or Z snack, it's great. If you have lore questions or if there was a one-page RPG that I found on the back of a box of pumpkin spice Cheerios and you wanted to refer to that, it's all there." DIET COKE: "I wanna make it very clear that while I appreciate this, I want to in no way ever put pressure on Mushy Mustard to continue this, but also I do feel like Mushy Mustard is our lore master at this point." 42:50 - CLOVE: "That Wiki is really useful if you need to draw a character from House of Snax, which is an audio medium, and you're looking for a description of that character."
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