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"The House of Snax lost a demon, but Heaven gained an angel." -Diet Coke[1]

Snack-Keeper Jr, also known as Skeej, was born in the House of Snax basement during Episode #62 of House of Snax. They replaced The Snack-Keeper, who laid an egg in the House of Snax shortly before their death while possessing Diet Coke's body during Episode #52. Skeej seemed to have exhibited some kind of snack-based telepathy from inside the egg.[2]

As is standard for Snack-Keepers, after being born, Snack-Keeper Jr. sustained themself for a week by licking their egg fluids off the ground. All Snack-Keepers talk about how the best meal they've ever had in their life is their first week of existence where they sustain themselves on the egg.[3]

Like all members of the Snack-Keeper species, Skeej possessed the memories of their parent, but they did not share the same beliefs or opinions. Skeej was essentially the same person as The Snack-Keeper, except they were not a weird bigot like their parent and believed that gay people should have rights.[3] Also, unlike The Snack-Keeper, Skeej promised not to take over Diet Coke's body.[4] They were born as a legal adult because they have all of their forebear's memories and a lifetime of experience.[5]

They enjoyed Fortnite and only played build mode.[6] After Episode #64, they temporarily quit playing Fortnite because it seemed to put them in a bad mood and switched to Call of Duty.[7] However, they seemed to get back into Fortnite shortly after, as they stated that it was a dream of theirs to become a playable character in Fortnite, and Lilith said that Tony Cutz had to cut out several very long stories about sick Fortnite kills.[8]

They believed that Saint Anger is the best Metallica album.[7] They had family money and believed that people who are rich are rich for a reason so they tried to stay that way with strict limits on who they give to.[9]

Snack-Keepers don't get most human comedy because they have a different rhythm.[7] "I don't really understand why people listen to this show or why they find me funny when I talk."[7] Skeej performed at an open mic every Wednesday night at a local coffee shop in the in-between dimension where the House of Snax is located.[10] The Yeti performed at the same shop and talked with Skeej every week.[10]

Since Skeej was not born in the Snack Dimension, they were unsure whether or not they were immune to Pixy Dust Lung. This caused them to remain in the House of Snax until Episode #75, when they were convinced by the ghost of Snack-Keeper Sr and the spirits of Sex Goo Orgy Day past present and future to return to the Snack Dimension three days into the twelve days of Sex Goo Orgy Day. Skeej then immediately contracted Pixy Dust Lung and died, right after laying the egg which later hatched into Snack-Keeper III. Snack-Keeper III is immune to Pixy Dust Lung and can traverse freely between the House of Snax and the Snack Dimension.

  1. Episode #80
  2. Episode #58
  3. 3.0 3.1 Episode #63
  4. Episode #76
  5. Episode #69
  6. Episode #64
  7. 7.0 7.1 7.2 7.3 Episode #65
  8. Episode #75
  9. Episode #73
  10. 10.0 10.1 Episode #68
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