During Episode #107, Diet Coke and Lilith devised a social media challenge that listeners can perform in order to become Snack-Keepers. You may not feel like you are a Snack-Keeper, but it will be true in canon. You will have the ability to take over other peoples' bodies.[1] You will also become friends with Toomgis, who will appear to you in a mirror and offer friendly advice that you should listen to.
There are three different versions of the challenge. All versions of the challenge require filming yourself and tagging the House of Snax in the video. They will probably retweet it and maybe send you messages about the things that are happening to you, like, "Your bones are turning into Slim Jims. Your eyes are turning into black olives. Your skin is turning into fondant that you will have to reapply every night from a cauldron. Your hair is Twizzlers, like Toomgis. You're friends with Toomgis."
The House of Snax Challenge (Version 1)[]
Before completing the following steps, put cinnamon in a spoon, and have milk and Mountain Dew ready. If you're lactose intolerant, you can use your preferred non-dairy milk.[1] Side note: Mountain Dew mixed with milk is also known as Mountain DILC (Dad I'd Like to Cuck). The mountain dad is Nick Offerman.
- Say "Snack-Keeper, it's time to end the show" three times into the camera.
- Knock on the desk or your kitchen table three times (It must be one of those two locations).
- Spin around in your chair.
- Put the spoonful of cinnamon in your mouth.
- If you begin choking on the cinnamon, pour the milk into the Mountain Dew and then drink the milky Mountain Dew.
- Say, "Nick Offerman, I'm coming for your wife," then you can end the recording.
The House of Snax Challenge (Version 2)[]
Another way to complete the challenge is eating a big plate of spaghetti at 8 AM. Some people might say this is the easier version of the challenge, and some might say it's the harder one. You still have to do it into a camera and say "Nick Offerman, I'm coming for your beautiful wife" at the end of it.
The House of Snax Challenge (Version 3)[]
You could also eat a whole apple (including the core). This version of the challenge won't turn you into a Snack-Keeper and instead will give you the power of a horse.
After completing this version of the challenge, you'll kick backwards really strong, your legs will become fingers, you'll need to have peanut butter in your mouth to be able to talk, and you'll be able to run really really fast. However, if you break your leg, someone will immediately come out, put a curtain in front of you, and shoot you in the head.
Amendment[]
Originally, Lilith said it is a requirement to tag Nick Offerman in the videos while Diet Coke said to please not tag him, and listeners had to navigate the fact that both of what they say is canon; that was part of the challenge. According to Lilith, "One of us can only tell truth. One of us can only say lies," adding another layer of complexity to the instructions.
One week after Diet Coke and Lilith invented the challenge, Snack-Keeper III also said that you should not tag Nick Offerman in the posts, and after thinking about it, Lilith agreed that her original requirement wasn't a good idea. She also specified, "Don't actually try to do anything you're saying you're gonna do."[1]
Illegality[]
According to Snack-Keeper III, the House of Snax Challenge is against the Snack Geneva Convention, because the Snack Dimension set strict restrictions on how many Snack-Keepers can be created in this dimension. "It could end up in full-scale interdimensional war, but wouldn't that be a hell of a promotion? Everybody would've heard of the House of Snax if it kicked off Interdimensional War I."