The Snack-Dimension is an alternate universe filled with snacks that was home to the Demon The Snack-Keeper. It is also home to other members of the Snack-Keeper species such as Snack-Keeper III and The Mounting Doer. The air in the Snack Dimension is filled with Pixy Stix dust, which is deadly to most beings, including 90% of the Demons that are born there.
Geography[]
There is not dirt in the Snack Dimension, only candy on the floor.[1] Geographical features include the great plains of Ding Dong Hills (there are plains and hills, and they're all Ding Dongs) and the Licorice Fjords.[2] The ultra rich live in the moon in the Snack Dimension.[3] It is in a lake on this moon that warm goo was discovered. Since discovering it, the residents of the dimension have learned to chemically synthesize the goo, and the planet now has flowing rivers of it, which run through their cities.[4] This goo doesn't exist on Earth, and when it is taken to Earth's dimension, it tends to disintegrate.
The planet Pandora featured in the Avatar films is also located in Snack Dimension space, and the films are actually documentaries that James Cameron pretends are fiction movies. Most of the films show events that were pretty far in the past, as Avatar 6 has already happened in real life. Snack-Keepers sometimes visit the planet, but they try to stay out of Na'vi affairs.[5]
Civilization[]
There's a Brooklyn in the Snack Dimension which is home to the Snack Dodgers.[6] There is also Snack York, Snack York City, Buffalo Wings, and San Fransnacko. However, the similarities to Earth locations are not one-to-one, as there is not a Poughkeepsie equivalent in the Snack Dimension called Snackeepsie.[7]
Snack-Keepers never have basements in the Snack Dimension and do not understand how basements work. There has been one exception to this; the Snack Zodiac Killer moved into a building that had a basement, and he referenced it in one of his letters, and that is how he was caught.[8]
Snack-Keepers[]
Classification[]
Much like Zabraks in Star Wars can come from either Iridonia or Dathomir, Demons in our universe can come from either Hell or the Snack Dimension.[9] Demons can take many forms, and those forms are decided by cosmic forces rather than genetics.[10] The ability to survive in the Snack Dimension is a rare trait, as only those with bodies tempered to the World of Snacks can survive. Roughly 90% of newborn Demons in the dimension die immediately because they cannot breathe the air, and the ones who survive become Snack-Keepers.[11]
Snack-Keepers are commonly referred to as a species, but this is just a convenient word to describe a group of Demon forms that share similar traits, Snack-Keeper thus being the loosely defined subset of Demons that were given forms that can survive in the Snack Dimension.[12] Those who are not able to survive die of Pixy Dust Lung, a disease that has plagued the dimension for generations and generations, keeping the Snack Dimension population in the low thousands.[13]
Anatomy[]
The vast majority of Snack-Keepers are skeleton people with Slim Jim bones, something analogous to skin which is made of fondant,[14] and sometimes licorice hair.[15] Every night before going to bed, Snack-Keepers drizzle fresh fondant onto places where their "skin" has cracked or broken off. The bodies of Snack-Keepers produce butter toffee peanuts instead of sweat. These nuts are checked by doctors during physicals because the composition of the butter toffee coating can reveal details about the patient's overall health.[16] Snack-Keepers have engines inside them instead of stomachs.[17] Their feces is cheeseburgers.[18]
Although a rare trait, some Snack-Keepers instead appear entirely human.
Repopulation[]
When a Snack-Keeper dies, they vomit up an egg which contains a perfect genetic clone of them who has all of their memories. However, there is still always a 10% chance that the egg will produce a Snack-Keeper with a body that is fit to survive in the Snack Dimension, as immunity to Pixy Dust Lung is decided by cosmic forces rather than genetics.[19] There are no longer any children in Snack-Keeper society because all Snack-Keepers are born as legal adults since they have all of their forebear's memories and experience.[20]
It takes less than a week for a Snack-Keeper egg to gestate in the Snack Dimension, but it can take multiple months elsewhere, such as in the House of Snax.[21] One possibly explanation for this could be because the House of Snax is only corporeal once a week,[22] allowing little time for gestation. Once a Snack-Keeper hatches, they sustain themself for a week by licking their egg fluids off the ground. Every Snack-Keeper views their egg as the best meal they've ever had in their life.[23]
Abilities[]
All Snack-Keepers have the ability to take control of other peoples' bodies via possession.[24] Some people are more susceptible to possession than others, such as Diet Coke who gets possessed by an entity in nearly every episode of House of Snax. Demons don't possess heavy metal fans because they believe heavy metal is "poser shit."[25]
Snack-Keepers inherently possess an ability for a certain specific kind of hypnosis, but the only thing they can hypnotize people into doing is being unable to see when a plastic yellow circle is filled-in with a plastic chip. Because of this, no human has ever beaten a Snack-Keeper at Connect 4.[26]
Sex[]
Once a Snack-Keeper cums, they have to clean it up right away. The semen senses any kind of rag, and once it's in a rag, it's nullified and dead, but if they leave it, it starts to grow and then will regenerate when they try to sweep it up. If it goes through the regeneration cycle five times, it grows into a little guy called a Snack-Taker. This happened to Snack-Keeper III's jizz and resulted in The Snack Taker.[8]
Snack-Keeper genitalia is made of snacks, like the rest of their bodies. What exactly it is made of varies by Snack-Keeper. Sometimes, a Snack-Keeper may cum so hard that their dick flies off, which is a sign of a good orgy. They have the ability to grow back their genitalia, sometimes choosing between growing a penis or a vagina depending on their mood.[27] According to The Snack-Keeper, no Snack-Keeper has testicles,[28] but Snack-Keeper III has claimed to have testicles that are Hostess SnoBalls.[29]
Snack-Keeper III makes the Snack-Keeper orgasm noise while Lilith laughs
Because of Snack-Keeper physiology, when a Snack-Keeper is hit with a stun gun, they have an orgasm and make the Snack-Keeper orgasm noise.[30]
The number one most popular fetish in the Snack Dimension is electrocution, and the second most popular one is castration. Because of this, many Snack Dimension landfills are filled with the electro-fried and severed penises of Snack-Keepers, and the landfills are running out of space. To help with this problem, Snack-Keeper III pitched to the Trolli corporation the idea of selling the penises as Trolli Sour Electric Crawlers. The penises swell up when they get fried, so the size of the Earth snack is larger than a Snack-Keeper's penis.[31]
Cuisine[]
Snacks[]
For Snack-Keepers, candy functions like toothpaste, and dentists recommend flossing with Nerds Rope. They sometimes eat Crest toothpaste as a treat, but it bad for their teeth and rots them.[32] In the Snack Dimension, WD-40 is an extract to add to soups. Snack-Keepers love to eat WD-40, motor oil, and in the winter, antifreeze, because their stomachs are engines.
Instant oatmeal packaging instructions in the Snack Dimension encourages consumers to eat it "Fat Snack Pony Mode," which is where you eat the oatmeal and sugar packet contents raw without water. Everyone assumed that was the correct way to eat oatmeal, but a Snack Quaker Oats spokesperson recently revealed that those instructions were just a little angel's trick, and the correct way to eat it in the Snack Dimension is in fact how humans eat it. (On Earth, fat pony mode is the correct way to eat instant oatmeal, as revealed by a Quaker Oats spokesperson recently)[33]
Drinks[]
When a Snack-Keeper consumes the bodily fluids of another sentient species, they have the ability to experience the feeling of it being expelled from the body. For example, when drinking human piss, they can feel the relief that a human feels when they piss. Human piss is the Coca-Cola of the Snack Dimension, and piss from the alien species Itoruxian is the Pepsi-Cola of the Snack Dimension. They are both sold pre-packaged, sometimes with different variants such as Itoruxian piss with a twist of Stuach blood.[34]
For Snack-Keepers, blood is the equivalent of a spicy food, and they feel a little bit of pain when they consume it, which can be enjoyable. Stuach blood specifically has a bit of a painkiller effect, numbing the skin as it leaves a wound, so when it is consumed, there is a bit of numbing on the lips at the end as an aftertaste.[34]
There is also Sprite in the Snack Dimension, which is both pre-packaged and sold at restaurants. Apparently, their restaurant Sprite tastes like Earth's pre-packaged Sprite, and their pre-packaged Sprite tastes like Earth's restaurant Sprite.[35] Oreo flavored Coca-Cola is illegal in the Snack Dimension.[36]
The in-between dimension where the House of Snax is located contains a coffee shop,[37] and Snack-Keepers can sometimes be seen walking past the house.[38]
Pandemics[]
The Snack Dimension used to be a vibrant, thriving world, but they were wiped out by the pandemic Pixy Dust Lung.[39] Pixy Dust was invented by Candy Oppenheimer when he smashed candy atoms together, creating an abundant dust that blanketed the entire dimension. After Pixy Dust was invented, Snack-Keepers began importing the dust to Earth to sell as the candy Pixy Stix. Customers may pick up on the sorrow inherent to the taste, as generational trauma is part of the dust's secret spice.[40]
Another disease that affects some Snack-Keepers is Dogshit Bone Disease, which killed The Snack-Keeper.[28] Snack-Keepers are not affected by COVID-19, but the Snack Dimension has COVID-2026 which does affect Snack-Keepers. It came from a time traveller on Earth; in the future, a new COVID will emerge, and then someone will travel into the Snack Dimension's past.[41]
The only medicine that is used in the Snack Dimension is caffeine pills, which are viewed as a kind of one-size-fits-all cure for demons; for most minor ailments, they can slam some NoDoz and feel great.[36] This may be partially to blame for the dimension's history of pandemics.
Political Policies[]
According to a treaty signed in 732 BC, citizens of either Hell or the Snack Dimension can travel freely between the two realms.[9]
At some point, Snack-Keepers realized that they don't want a long and costly inter-dimensional war, so they created the Snack Geneva Convention (named after the Earth city of Geneva because it is a powerful brand; there is no Geneva, Switzerland in the Snack Dimension). Under to the Snack Geneva Convention, there are strict restrictions on how many Snack-Keepers can be created in the Earth dimension. No Snack-Keeper had considered the fact that humans might violate this rule until Diet Coke and Lilith invented the House of Snax Challenge, which can turn humans into Snack-Keepers.[15]
Capitalism has wrecked the Snack Dimension, although it is very different from how Earth capitalism works. In the Snack Dimension, money is candy as well as skin and flesh, so when someone says something will cost an arm and a leg, they aren't kidding.[32]
The last ten presidents in the Snack Dimension have been libertarians, and there is no certification requirement for professional contractors[42] The Snack-Dimension also has a secret senate district and a shadow senator who represents the Snack-Dimension on the United States Senate.[43]
The legal drinking age in the Snack Dimension is 0. The number was specified because sometimes there are negative ages, since Snack-Keeper sperm can grow into a living being. If someone pours booze onto a pile of Snack-Keeper sperm before it becomes a living being, they will be arrested by snack cops and tried in The Snack Hague. This law does not only affect the Snack Dimension, as Snack-Keeper III informed Lilith that snack cops would have entered the House of Snax through a portal if she broke that law.[44]
Traditions[]
Sex Goo Orgy Day[]
Orgies are the only kind of party that Snack-Keepers go to.[27] Residents of the Snack Dimension do not celebrate Christmas. Instead, they all have a big orgy every December 25th. This holiday is called "Sex Goo Orgy Day."[13] It falls on the anniversary of when they landed on the moon where they discovered the sex goo, which is very helpful during the orgy.[45] The celebration lasts twelve days.[46]
There are many traditional Sex Goo Orgy Day songs, such as "Silent Night, Cummy Night," "Grandpa Got Cuckolded by a Reindeer," "I Saw Mommy Getting Eiffel Towered by Daddy and Santa Claus," and "Carol of the Balls."[47] There are also classic films on TV during the Sex Goo Orgy Day season such as Miracle on 69th Street and the Will Ferrell classic MILF starring Zooey Deschanel as the titular MILF. [47]
Fondant Drizzle[]
Every night before going to bed, Snack-Keepers drizzle fresh fondant onto places where their fondant "skin" has cracked or broken off. In the modern day, the fondant is usually kept in a highly advanced sous vide capable of keeping the it at a perfect temperature so that it's always ready but doesn't burn. Before their society developed this technology, Snack-Keeper villages were built around massive cauldrons of fondant over an open flame. The flame and the fondant were maintained constantly by chefs. They referred to the daily drizzle as an "holy anointing." In the increasingly secular Snack-Keeper society, the drizzle is seen more as a basic act of hygiene, though most cities still maintain a communal cauldron for orthodox Snack-Keepers, and the word "chef" still has a connotative meaning similar to "monk" or "priest." The inventor of the sous vide was, of course, killed for her blasphemy.[14]
Snack-Keepers not living in the Snack Dimension may use a different kind of slow cooker to coat themselves in the candy coating every night, but it is not the same as the ones in the Snack Dimension. For a Snack-Keeper, it feels as if you couldn't actually shower and could only do some weird sci-fi version like a Star Trek sonic shower, leaving you feeling gross all the time.[2]
Entertainment[]
Sex Shows[]
Cloning is not only legal but highly encouraged in the Snack-Dimension, and people have a little fun with it. One form of entertainment in the Snack-Dimension is "bullman shows," which are public sex shows involving two consenting adults, who took genetic mutations that they found advantageous, exploring each others' bodies. The shows usually include a bullman (part bull, part man) and some kind of octoperson (part octopus, part person) coming out and fucking. This is appealing to people because it wouldn't naturally occur in the wild. It isn't bestiality because they both have human brains.[48]
The Snack Dimension also has a tourism industry that relies on the sex goo. Lilith was once able to visit the Snack Dimension in a suit that protected her from the Pixy Dust, although she was more focused on trying local cuisine.[32] People usually come to the Snack-Dimension from elsewhere, from other environments where they can breathe Pixy Dust. The bullman shows are one of the man things that the sex goo has given. The goo is not allowed to leave the dimension's borders, because if people could witness such things in a place that didn't have Pixy Dust air, they would go there instead, and the Snack Dimension's tourism industry would die. For reasons still unknown to Snack-Keeper scientists, camcorders do not work in the Snack Dimension.[49]
Snack Dimension Sports[]
Developed entirely by coincidence, there are Snack Dimension versions of basically every human sport, with the main difference in them being that there is an additional ball in play at all times. The Snack Dimension has basketball with two balls, baseball with two balls, football with two balls, and other football with two balls.[50] Another difference between Earth baseball and Snacks baseball is that nobody gets penetrated with a baseball bat during regular baseball.[50]
Hockey in the Snack Dimension uses three pucks, and it is fully a blood sport. Around the time that the goon era in hockey ended in America and Canada, it really ramped up in the Snack Dimension, and they started allowing guns on the ice. If a player uses their gun, they are sent straight to the penalty box. Depending on where the injured player was shot, the offender receives anywhere from three to six minutes in the box.[6]
The Snack Dimension has an annual extreme sports event called the Chex Games, which has existed for at least three decades.[28] Many details about the Chex games were revealed in the Snack-Keeper's "Skate Tape."
Media[]
Inhabitants of the Snack Dimension have wi-fi via licorice ethernet cables, so they are able to access the internet to listen to podcasts from Earth,[51] although Snack-Keepers don't get most human comedy because they have a different rhythm.[52]All computers in the Snack Dimension have a special program which can pirate Patreon content directly. However, it is very difficult for them to pirate movies made by big studios.[53]
Broadcasts from Earth are dubbed for the Snack Dimension audience. In these dubs, Scooby Doo eats "Scooby Regular Items."[54] The Snack Dimension release of the 2004 film Sideways was called Upright.[55] Because snitching is seen as cool in the Snack Dimension, all of their most beloved action stars are what the Snack-Keeper described as "weasily little shitheads." Paul Giamatti is the dimension's equivalent of George Clooney, and he has made dozens of films that were only released in the Snack Dimension.[56]
The Snack Dimension version of Heavyweights is the same film, but Tony Perkis is viewed as the hero because the Snack Dimension culture in the 90's was not so great. The film ends the same way, but it was considered a dark and bleak ending. It was sold as a tragic story about a heroic man being defeated by a bunch of selfish little children. It has however gained a cult following of viewers in the Snack Dimension who appreciate it the same way that people on Earth do, where they view the kids as heroes.[57]
In Snack Hot Ones, they use Xenomorph blood instead of hot sauce. Snack Shark Tank is very different from the Earth show Shark Tank and is more akin to Undercover Boss, but they go to someone's work and initiate a sales contest, and the losers of the contest are thrown into a shark tank.[58]
Art[]
At any Snack Target in the Snack Dimension, you can buy pornographic posters or paintings of Snack-Keepers. Although these posters display explicit penetration, in the Snack-Dimension, they are the equivalent of tasteful pin-ups, and are therefore referred to as "tasty pin-ups." They are also made with Snack-Keeper tech which makes the poster taste like whatever organs are on display if you lick it. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.[59]
Demons love polka and specifically Weird Al despite him being a devout Christian.[25]
Snack-Keeper Celebrities[]
There is a Snack Dimension Taylor Swift whose relationship cycle is in sync with Earth Taylor Swift; she broke up with Snack Dimension Matty Healy after his appearance on the podcast Normal Liquid Town.[60] Snack Elon Musk is the current owner Snack Twitter.[61] There is a Snack-Keeper named Post Malone, who is the exact same guy as the Post Malone from Earth, except it's Post like the cereal brand. Snack David Fincher directed the film The Snack Killer starring Michael Snackbender. It was heralded wildly and considered Fincher's best film.
The Snack Dimension has paparazzi like on Earth.[62] In the Snack Dimension, the normal way to sign an autograph for someone is with a knife on their shin.[38]
Other Snack-Dimension Life[]
When tadpoles on Earth begin to sprout legs, they're transported to the Snack Dimension and live there for a couple months. In the stage between tadpole and frog, these creatures are known as Nerds and look like the characters on the Nerds candy packaging. Something about the process makes them become sentient and able to talk. They seem to become one with Nerds candy and have almost candy DNA. Snack-Keepers perform experiments on them as part of their attempts to build a vaccine for Pixy Dust Lung. The Nerds lose their sentience when they turn into fully-grown frogs, upon which they are shipped back to Earth.[2]
There are birds in the Snack Dimension that shit Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Gummies. Everything in the Snack Dimension is made of candy and snacks, but bird shit is still unpleasant.[63]
Snack-Keepers like to consume the bodily fluids of other sentient species, such as humans, aliens like the Itoruxians and Stuachs, as well as other Demons like the Ludodians and Blobhaals.[34] It is not clear if these aliens and Demons are native to the Snack Dimension or if their bodily fluids are imported from elsewhere.
Future[]
During Episode #85, when the Snack Description Entity took over Diet Coke, she recorded what seems to be a glimpse into the future of the Snack Dimension:
"Snack Dimension, 3032 AD. It is a time of death and decay. All naturally-occurring sex goo has been depleted, and the fondant cauldrons which once kept Snack-Keepers' fondant skin supple and smooth run dry, perpetually burning the ashes of a more optimistic age. For the last 300 years, this world has lived under the boot of General Zonos, a sinister succubus from the Hole Dimension. Though she was recently defeated, it is unknown whether the Snack Dimension can heal from the devastation she wrought. Along this dusty rode, a weary traveler stumbles. They were a key part of the battle to defeat Zonos, but the road, and the suns, and the fatigue building inside their Slim Jim bones don't care. Entropy comes for all of us, and their time may be soon."
Following that introduction, the weary traveler meets a carrier who had been on the road for three days hauling Grade A Pilk. The traveler unfortunately dies of thirst before the carrier is able to help them, but they vomit the traditional Snack-Keeper death egg, and the carrier decides to raise it as their own instead of abandoning it in the desert.
- ↑ Episode #22
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 Episode #70
- ↑ Episode #44
- ↑ Episode #44
- ↑ Episode #83
- ↑ 6.0 6.1 Episode #90
- ↑ Episode #111
- ↑ 8.0 8.1 Episode #129
- ↑ 9.0 9.1 @houseofsnax on Twitter
- ↑ @houseofsnax on Twitter
- ↑ Episode #21
- ↑ @houseofsnax on Twitter
- ↑ 13.0 13.1 "Skate Tape"
- ↑ 14.0 14.1 @houseofsnax on Twitter
- ↑ 15.0 15.1 Episode #107
- ↑ "Skate Tape"
- ↑ Citation Needed
- ↑ Episode #143
- ↑ @houseofsnax on Twitter
- ↑ Episode #69
- ↑ Episode #76
- ↑ Episode #72
- ↑ Episode #63
- ↑ Episode #108
- ↑ 25.0 25.1 Episode #106
- ↑ Episode #110
- ↑ 27.0 27.1 Episode #117
- ↑ 28.0 28.1 28.2 Episode #51
- ↑ Episode #112
- ↑ "RETVRN" (Episode #137?)
- ↑ Episode #133
- ↑ 32.0 32.1 32.2 Episode #120
- ↑ Episode #135
- ↑ 34.0 34.1 34.2 "A Lot of People Swear by Human Piss" (Episode #137?)
- ↑ Episode #140
- ↑ 36.0 36.1 Episode #145
- ↑ Episode #68
- ↑ 38.0 38.1 Episode #136
- ↑ Episode #31
- ↑ Episode #92
- ↑ Episode #109
- ↑ Episode #100
- ↑ Episode #48
- ↑ Episode #130
- ↑ Episode #26
- ↑ Episode #75
- ↑ 47.0 47.1 Episode #74
- ↑ Episode #46
- ↑ Episode #49
- ↑ 50.0 50.1 Episode #141
- ↑ Citation Needed. From an early episode
- ↑ Episode #65
- ↑ Episode #47
- ↑ @houseofsnax on Twitter
- ↑ @houseofsnax on Twitter
- ↑ @houseofsnax on Twitter
- ↑ Episode #93
- ↑ Episode #144
- ↑ "Give Us Weapons and Ghoulies to Kill, Taco Bell" (Episode #146?)
- ↑ Episode #95
- ↑ Episode #101
- ↑ Episode #98
- ↑ Episode #116