The Snack Taker is a little guy who grew from some of Snack-Keeper III's jizz that was left on the floor in the House of Snax basement and not cleaned up fast enough. This happens with any Snack-Keeper's semen that is not cleaned up right away, due to its regenerative properties.[2] Unlike the offspring that will eventually be born from a traditional Snack-Keeper death egg after Snack-Keeper III dies, The Snack Taker is not a perfect genetic clone of Snack-Keeper III and does not have their memories, so he is not Snack-Keeper IV.
At the end of each episode of the podcast that he appears in, The Snack Taker runs from the basement and indiscriminately takes the snacks that Diet Coke and Lilith reviewed, eating them immediately in a visually disgusting way. As part of his teething process, he leaves bite marks everywhere in the House of Snax, including on the refrigerator.[3] He is seemingly always hungry (or "snacky" as he calls it) and will try to eat any food he comes across, although he believes that Coca-Cola Spiced and pepperoni pizza are too spicy.[3]
In Episode #134 of the podcast, he had three sets of teeth, and Snack-Keeper III said he will eventually grow a total of five sets.[3] During experiments that were apparently done on him at Lake Alkali between episodes, his bones were replaced with adamantium, so he now has adamantium claws and can't be killed.[1]
Snack-Keeper III was often annoyed by The Snack Taker's antics. They considered looking into sending him to boarding school,[4] and they once locked him in the closet so that he wouldn't cause any trouble during the podcast,[5] but they showed some affection for him sometimes, referring to him as their child and affectionate names like "darling" and "my little champ."[6] The Snack Taker then began attending school over Zoom, although he couldn't pay attention during class.[3]
The Snack Taker's issues at school as well as the bite marks that he left all over the house caused some strain between him and Snack-Keeper III.[3] The Snack Taker has not appeared or been mentioned on the podcast since March 2024.