The Villain of Walgreens

The Villain of Walgreens is an evil old man who lurks around the candy aisles at Walgreens in order to judge the candy that other people decide to purchase. He is estimated to be 65-70 years old.

Encounters[]

Lilith encountered the man while at Walgreens to purchase candy corn and Haribo Sour Vampire Bats for the 19th episode of House of Snax. The interaction with him went roughly as follows:

Lilith sees the Haribo Sour Vampire Bats and quickly grabs them.

VILLAIN: Oh, you found something good? I saw you snatch it off the shelf.

LILITH: Yeah, uh, I've been looking for these, the Sour Vampire Bats.

VILLAIN: Oh, well, uh, to each their own... I don't like that sour stuff. My daughter does.

Lilith goes to the cash register but then decides to go back and grab another bag, as she is pretty excited about them and may not be able to get them anymore afterward.

VILLAIN: Oh, you wanted another one?

LILITH: Well, yeah, if you don't want them, might as well.

During Episode #19, the spirit of the old man channeled Diet Coke, making her try to gatekeep cheeses from Lilith.

Speculation[]

Diet Coke and Lilith theorized that the man is probably still in the candy aisle at Walgreens talking shit on other people there. Every time somebody walks up to get their seasonal discounted goodies, he's like, "I wouldn't get those. My daughter would love them, you piece of shit. You're probably a whore, too." (The subtext is that he hates his daughter.)